Plan to linger after worship on July 3 for our annual watermelon seed spitting contest. Prizes are offered for distance in different ability groups*. So get busy practicing your technique.
* "Ability groups?" you ask. "I thought we used to compete by age and gender?"
Great question. We've learned from our transgender friends that sorting by gender is tricky for some folks. So, we thought we'd try sorting a new way. You decide your ability. Two prizes will be offered in each category.